The Home Of the Phreak Army Mafia
The "family" welcomes you to the home of the Freak Army Mafia. We hope you enjoy your stay. The Freak Army Mafia is here to protect and server the Dan and Scott Show. Some may say that the Freak Army or PACIA already does these things. But I hope to be more organized. Some mafias are into organized crime. We are into organized Freaking!

This is an award that the Freak Army Mafia received for a hit it did.
Woo-hoo! An award!

As members join things will change within the family. Some guidelines that should be met before joining.

Flufluflu:A code of silence. A vow never to reveal any Mafia secrets or members under threat of torture or death.
Obedience to the Dan and Scott Show and the family.
Assistance to any befriended Mafia faction, no questions asked.
Avenge any attack on members of the family, because an attack on one is an attack on all. You will NEVER be asked to do something you feel uncomfortable with.
Avoid any contact with the gary which would jeopardize the family. Yeah right!

Remember these guidelines are not set in stone! Since this is a new branch of the Freak Army things will be up in the air for a little while. If you want to join the FA Mafia email me at [snip].
Make sure you stop by
Diamond Back's Phreak Army Post Office.
It kicks ass! The best thing to come from the Freak Army that I know of. Well besides my wave files! Rock on DB!!



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